Because they are a very special throng of thespians, I think it only fitting that a new category of award be created for outstanding performances. Oscar, Emmy and Tony, move over. Here come the CRISS awards, the gala ceremony for which to be held annually on the banks of the Potomac. Anybody have the number or link for the vendor who set up the big tents for Obama’s birthday bash? I need to get scrambling organizing all this in time for April 1. Now, what form should the award statuettes take?